Masks: New Bullying Tool of the Left

(6/16/2020) KWOB News

Democrats this year finally have a plan that will expose the Silent Majority that has served them so many defeats in previous years, while also destroying small business that has been the source of opposition to big government in both campaign contributions and voting numbers that call for the decrease in the size of government.

With the failure of the Democrat party to recruit a candidate with the ability to defeat President Trump in November, former Clinton campaign manager James Carville and other operatives have been given the green light to invent a new method of manipulating the oldest campaign trick in the book: intimidation.

The 'divide and conquer' strategy is designed to put brother against brother, family member against family member, and friend against friend, forcing Americans to decide whether to appease the ill informed or submit to the authority of the Democrat party.

After successfully scaring the population with the threat of this year's flu, Democrats and their media have invented public opinion to support a feeling that refusal to wear a mask is an unhealthy, irresponsible, and even an illegal practice.

The next step is to empower the bullying of Americans who refuse to wear masks until they either hide in the homes and withdraw from society or submit to the mob rule majority, being led by the ultra-minority of Carville and his Democrat strategists.

Refusal to wear a mask will literally unmask the Silent Majority that has ruined fascist and socialist leaders and their attempt to win elections going back to the Reagan era, finally giving domestic terrorists a chance to identify their opponents who had been hiding behind the secrecy of the voting booth.

Once identified with their refusal to cover their mouths, a symbol of their silencing, the Silent Majority will be subject to everything from having their cars keyed at the grocery store to having their homes burned down.

Serving a duel purpose, the cost of adhering to nonsensical and arbitrary health policy will also present a cost to small businesses that will be too great for many to survive. Either implement expensive hand-washing, sterilizing, and mask providing, or face bullying in the form of looting, boycotting, and harassment.

Other small businesses will be attacked through arbitrary shutdowns of any business not already being bribed and bullied by the government, such as the large corporations that are too scared to take  a political stance contrary to the Left.

Should the election result in President Biden and his running mate Kamela Harris, Biden's likely withdrawal due to mental deficiencies will result in President Harris' ability to reform government in the image of the Left.

A victory for Trump will mean another four years of random flu and cold attacks that will further wear down political opposition on the right.

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Moviegoer's "intense stare" during 'Joker' screening leads to arrest

Monday, October 7 2019

Extra security and intense on-screen action may have contributed to an arrest of 27-year-old Herbert Gerflonk of New Jersey during a screening of 'Joker' at AMC's Cherry Hill location.

Police were called to the theater later Saturday evening due to what has been described as 'intimidating behavior' by one moviegoer.

"He was sitting in his seat staring in a really kind of like, uh, weird," said Mandy Cuomo in an interview conducted by private message. "Straight ahead. It was just really creepy."

A few of those in attendance confirmed Cuomo's account, saying that the disruptive stare emerged during some of the more intense moments.

Another moviegoer, Anita Todd, said that Gerflonk was sitting directly next to her.

"I looked over and I saw him just staring - staring straight ahead like he was crazy or something," said Todd.

Police arrested Gerflonk, who is white, and charged him with attempted intimidation, assault, and breach of peace.

Sergeant Anthony Veddichi of the Cherry Hill Police Department said the arrest was just "common sense" after Gerflonk acted in such a strange way as to affect so many in attendance.

Gerflonk has been released and will be arraigned Tuesday morning.

"Social Credit" to determine gun purchases, government subsidy: could start in Illinois

Thursday, September 5, 2019

Do you have enough social value to buy a gun?

The United States may be moving closer to a 'social credit score' system that will determine whether Americans qualify for certain rights, from buying a gun to health care.

A legislative aide to a Democrat U.S. senator spoke to KWOB under the protection of anonymity, saying that a system is being perfected behind closed doors to be revealed in the very near future.

Silicon Valley tech companies have been perfecting a system for years that has recently been revealed  in major national news outlets.

China is currently implementing Social Credits as a way to restrict their massive population, and Democrat presidential candidate Andrew Yang is the first to step forward on an American version, suggesting it be used to ration government money to citizens who demonstrate social value.

The system works like this: anyone who uses social media in a way that promotes acceptable behavior, or engages in the defense of acceptable behavior, will be awarded a kind of credit similar to that of a FICO score.

"It's not fair that we have good citizens living in the inner city who, sure, they don't pay taxes or have a job, but they provide value in other ways," said Ralph Widener of Pasadena, California - an attendee of CNN's Wednesday evening Climate Town Hall forum featuring Democrat candidates for president.

Social credits can be stored and used to receive government subsidies, such as health care, or to earn government cash.

Chicago Mayor Lori Lightfoot has stepped forward to embrace the plan.

"It's not fair that Chicago has to suffer with lack of opportunity and lack of jobs while other cities in Illinois prosper, this could level the playing field and encourage some Illinois residents to pay their fair share," Lightfoot said.

Lightfoot said that certain licensed activities, such as gun privileges or licensure of professional activities could be regulated and even halted based upon an individual's social credit score.

"Tonguing" replaces "cuddling" as therapy of choice for millenials

Sunday, August 18 2019 - KWOB - With the recent advent of 'cuddle therapy' setting in as a viable alternative to traditional counseling, a new form of therapy is quickly emerging for those predominantly in their twenties.

Known as "tonguing," the practice involves a specialized therapist engaging a patient using their tongue.

"As a practitioner of tongue therapy, I'm asked to do all kinds of things," said Lynn Waddlesworth, a tongue therapist out of Yazoo City, Mississippi. "Do I do them? Not always."

Tongue therapy, like cuddle therapy, has no regulative oversight, but this doesn't mean that anything goes.

"Feeling the tongue on different parts of your body, licking your forehead particularly, is proven to comfort those with specific kinds of mental disease," Dr. Paula Winthrop of Tufts University told KWOB. "It gets dangerous when it turns sexual, so that is an obvious concern."

So who is paying to be tongued?

"Mostly men under 30," says Waddlesworth. "Many are unemployed and most are single."

She says that most patients prefer the traditional forehead lick, although licking the elbow is becoming more common.

Scientists predict that one tongue therapy session can replace dozens of conventional ones.

Winthrop agrees that the tongue can be especially therapeutic when weighed against traditional conversational therapy, however being licked isn't always beneficial.

Conditions such as oral herpes, says Winthrop, can easily be communicated through this practice.

She will use either saran wrap or a sandwich bag as a way to prophylactic against disease.

Mississippi is considering legislation that would regulate the practice in a limited sense for the purpose of preventing the spread of disease.

Some avoid the problem by practicing on themselves, such as Randy Dorfman of Seattle.

"When I lick myself I just feel better," said Dorfman. "It's hard to explain."

Dorfman says he prefers self therapy because of hygiene.

"This one lady was licking me for a while but her breath got bad, real bad. So bad that I just couldn't handle it. I smelled real bad too when I left. I can't run around in public like that."

Winthrop says that the millennial generation is more open to this form of therapy because they are in better touch with themselves and their emotions.

"As the older generation passes on, their views on society and sexuality and even therapy die with them. This practice, in many ways, is an empowerment of one's own sexuality and sense of self."

Many of those engaging in tongue therapy are involved in political and social movements, like Sandra Bauer of Milwaukee.

"It's like I vote because I'm empowered so I lick because I'm empowered. The corporations would rather I buy their expensive pills, I prefer to lick."

Man engaging in self-tongue therapy

Felines have been engaging in the practice for centuries, adds Veterinarian Chris Cosby. "Cats lick, why not people?"

"It's proven that cats do better when they have someone to lick. People aren't all that different, are they?"

Tongue therapy has been catching on in places like New York, Chicago, and Los Angeles, and the fee can range anywhere from $80 per hour to $275 per hour, depending on the specifics of the service.

"This is real progress," adds Winthrop. Like gender therapy, this is a real step forward for mankind.

Illinois Governor Pritzker proposes a 'tax on taxes'

Friday, August 16 2019 - KWOB - Governor Pritzker of Illinois announced today that he will be rolling out a proposal to House Democrats to place a new tax on existing taxes.

"We tax most transactions and we tax income," said Pritzker. "It's time that taxpayers pay their fair share on these taxes."

The proposed tax will tax certain existing taxes at a rate of 2%, meaning that Illinois taxpayers will pay an additional tax on these taxes amounting to 2% of the total tax they pay. Income tax and sales taxes are likely included in the initial proposal. Other taxes may come later.

The Illinois "Push It Forward" Coalition supports the move. Spokesman Ken Hardy says that Illinois residents need to come to the table with realistic expectations to preserve the future of Illinois.

"For many years taxpayers have been getting away with not having any tax at all whatsoever on these taxes, now it's time to pay their fair share," said Hardy.

The revenue from these additional taxes will go to preserve Chicago's historical neighborhoods.

Historical Chicago Neighborhood

Pritzker's proposal would also call for 40% of the new tax to go back into administrative expenses, while 50% is earmarked for preservation of historical Chicago neighborhoods and 10% will go into a fund for criminal defense of elected officials against federal prosecution.

Illinois Department of Administrative Procurement and Staffing Executive Director Carmine Feeley said that administrative agencies are currently suffering underfunding.

"The average work week currently for Illinois state workers has climbed to 23 hours per week, not including time spent on Facebook and random smoke breaks," said Feeley. "This extra money would help us overstaff even more and allow our workers to completely disappear for even days at a time without anyone noticing. This is our ultimate goal."

The measure will head to the Illinois House and must pass through both legislative bodies prior to being signed into law.

Pritzker predicts a public forum on the matter to be presented no later than October of this year.